wouldnt wanna
I hope I got all this right :3
HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?
UHH STUPID?
NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
(Source: nodoubtem)
